Fundamental rules of the boating world (I either just made these up or am pulling them from some musty corner of my unconsciousness with apologies to the original author.)

1 — The odds of docking perfectly are directly inverse to the number of people watching you dock.

2 — The number of people watching you dock will increase in exponential proportion to your desire to impress the passengers onboard.

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